Congress Approves $1.2 Billion Industrial Cleanup Bill

The U.S. President signed the bill into law inside the Millennium Corporate Complex, a technology center beside the Schulkore River where a steel guitar plants once dotted the landscape. Before redevelopment, the 30-acre area was closed off by chain-link fences and littered with tracks of old grunge, speed metal and other industrial trash.

"American pop music has many such eyesores," a Bush spokesperson Luigi Russolo said. "These genres once supported jamming and dancing, and now they're empty, adding nothing of value to the community and sometimes only causing problems.... When a band develops a new genre, it turns a stagnant wave form into a productive beat."